Popular Quotes
Ryan: You know my name?
Trash Face: I know your social security number. You really need a shredder.
It makes me happy. I want to be happy for two more hours.
Maura
Sorry, Dearie [giggles]. Do you think the Dark One sings? I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork."
Rumple
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Nick
If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.
Barney
This boy can open up a rift big enough to let an army through.
Zachariah
Jaguar warriors. They are like Delta Force, Xibalban Chuck Norrises.
Richie
Marie Kessler: What you think you have to do is not what must be done. Trubel is right.
Kelly Burkhardt: He can’t take from you, it has to be given *to* him.
Marie Kessler: That is why he has taken everyone you loved, Nick. So that you would give him what he wants.
Kelly Burkhardt: If you do this, you would sacrifice the world to endless pain and suffering.
Marie Kessler: The world you saw in the other place.
Nick: I want my friends back… I want Adalind… and Diana… I want my *son*! I want them all back!
Kelly Burkhardt: You *can* defeat him.
Nick: I tried! I can’t!
Kelly & Marie [simultaneously]: You can!
Kelly Burkhardt: With the strength of one’s blood!
Victor: I am so lucky to have you. This is the part where you respond that it's the same for you.
Maggie: If I do, you'll get a puffed head, and it's already big enough, even if it is true.
Carol: Hi. We have a problem.
Charlie: Well add this one to the list. Max is dating Serena. If you don't want me to leave or get caught we have to pay him off immediately.
Carol: Except we don't have the money. I just came from the bank. Turns out my mother's added a security measure to the account—probably to punish me. Any withdrawal over $50,000 requires her signature.
Shaw: If you don't tell us where your brother is, we're going to have to arrest you.
Steven: For what?
Shaw: Aiding and abetting, for starters. Obstruction of justice.
Steven: Do what you gotta do.
Shaw: Stand up. Put your hands behind your back.
Steven: I hope you're proud of yourself. Brother.
Luke: There was one place I kind of liked.
Lorelai: Okay, describe it to me.
Luke: It had walls...with a kind of a floor...and a light.
Lorelai: Okay. Tell me it had a roof, and I'm pulling that baby right out from under you!