Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

JR: Daddy use to say beautiful woman are the most dangerous.
Bobby: I know all the things Daddy use to say.

Blair: (giving Dorota a phone) Merry Christmas, Dorota! So we can text. Do you like it?
Dorota: Thank you, Miss Blair.

I don't even have to find idols, people are actually giving me idols.

Russell

Armstrong is much smarter than you John, twice as ruthless. Hell, he caught me. So if this is the last time I see you, you will live on in my fantasies.

Rosalind

Rollins: How did it go with Pilar?
Benson: She feels like she's the one on trial instead of Sir Toby.
Rollins: Well, she's right.

Kalinda: How long until this competition between you and Cary is over?
Alicia: A month... and eight days.

Isabella: Miss McLeod, on this table here is a piece of paper awaiting your signature. Since it has been brought to the senator’s attention you don’t have a mandate to close anymore firehouses we’d like for you to sign it.
McLeod: I don’t think you understand…
Isabella: I don’t think you understand this: you may be able to bully your way around the State Fire Marshall’s office, but you’re swimming in different waters now, Gail. You’re gonna sign that paper or you’re gonna have microphones stuck in your face asking why your salary is a big chunk of the money you saved the city.
McLeod: If you would just stop to think for a moment…
Isabella: If you don’t sign that I’ll nail you to a cross so hard you won’t get a government contract as a meter maid.

We allow people like you to exist so that when we call on you for the greater good, you answer without hesitation.

Devon

We have much to convey and no idea how long it will take to do so.

Ndoye

Hi, I want to book your Presidential suite. How much? Mm-hmm, okay. Do you have a Secretary of Agriculture suite?

Alan

I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?

Ronnie