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Barney: If I had my dad's number, I'd never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, that was really...
Barney: Whoa a hottie with a body! Boing!
Lily: Brief.
This divorce, it's going to be good for business.
Cliff
Hey if your firm wants to loan us any more of its fancy toys; no complaints here.
Sam
Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
Jack
So, basically, the way I see it, you've got two choices. You and me stick together and take the big apple by storm. Or you and me go to war. I take my talent, my vision, not to mention half the dancers in this club, and I become your biggest competitor. And worsts nightmare. It will be ugly, Steve. Blood will spill. Everything you've worked so hard to build will be in jeopardy. Existential fucking peril, man. Those are your choices. I know which one I prefer. But I'm more than willing to take the other.
Nick [to Steve]
Jerry: Well, perhaps we can take comfort in the knowledge that in the next world, Ray will be the recipient of a much larger and more harsh brand of justice.
George: Yeah, he'll have my parents.
Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.
Neal
Don: Do you ever feel like there's less to actually do but more to think about?
Ted: Not really. Maybe I'm a bad manager. Maybe I'm too, what do they call it, 'hands on.'
Excuse me if I don't suck you're blood - it's a little too early to drink some booze.
Daniel
God will forgive you for what you did to us, but I won't.
Maria
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
(Rachel taps into view. She is in perfect sync with the rest of the class)
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
Miles, I did it. I found God. He's in Jersey.
Rakesh