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Ed: I know you can feel pain, but can you feel, you know, the good stuff?
Mia: I feel happy.
Ed: I meant more like, pleasure?
Mia: I enjoy it. I like the proximity.
Ed: Proximity? Yeah, proximity's good.
Murph, lift with your legs or you could literally burst your balls.
Felix
That TIPS proceedure was for Mrs. Blitt down in 103. You see, she doesn't have insurance, Mr. Martinez on the other hand has great insurance. Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?
Dr. Cox
Carla: Where, where am I gonna find a dead stuffed yellow lab?
Janitor: I can help.
Carla: No, you have work to do.
They both laugh
Janitor: Let's go.
Honestly, like, it's been really, really hard. We're moving into the mansion, and I feel like I don't have any support system.
Brianna
Vic: I didn’t ask to be Cyborg. But I did ask to be put back in the body that’s closest to the body…
Deric: Vic, are you hearing me? You were Mr. Invincible for all the years that we were vulnerable. Even now, your skin is impenetrable. Mine is not. I lost my best friend. What you don’t understand is that we live different lives.
Vic: I lost my best friend too. But I’m here now. Why can’t that be enough?
Junkie comes here, starts a new life, gets a hopeful tattoo... falls off the wagon.
Vince
Carson: You kids...you see things like this quite often, don't you?
Bess: Yeah. I wish we didn't, but...we do.
Trade in your gun for a night of romance.
Hope (reading)
Woo, it's going to be a fishy ride.
Amani
Elliot: I knew I shouldn't have had that chimichanga! I have to... you know...
Carla: Huh?
Elliot: "Ffft ffft."
Carla: Ohh. Well, go for it. There's mostly guys here - they'll never think it was you.
(Elliot emits a high-pitched sound)
Guy: I think that blonde girl just farted.
Yo. So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why so I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try not to do any of them again.
Andy