I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far, it's been all chain and no ball.

Gob

Ransom: Woo, they weren’t lying. This did get complicated.
Mariner: Wow, psychic baby, evil computer, AND a volcano? You guys ever hear of overkill?
Volcanic Lord Morgo: It provides a system of checks and balances.
Mandrik, Psychic Baby Leader: How dare you question our method of governance? Throw them in the volcano!
Co-Leader 355, Sentient Computer: Beep. Beep. Beep.

There are those who consider truth universal. Those people are not trial lawyers. Or, scratch that. Those people are not successful trial lawyers. Successful trial lawyers are absolutely seekers of truth. They are seekers of it, but more important than that, they are the ones who define what truth is.

Dan

Catherine: Richard.
Richard: Catherine, this is Gemma, she's a friend.
Catherine: I can see that.

Sherlock: Interesting she didn't refer to you as her friend, probably because of your falling out. You call her by a familiar nick-name but yet you haven't spoken in a year and a half. What was that threw you two apart? Man? Job?
Joan: He's got a form of turrets.

The truth is a slippery thing, these days. Maybe people wanna know, maybe the don't.

Fred

Betsy: Am I getting the real drug or the fake drug?
Doctor: That I can't say. Shall I sign ya up?

Pearce: Anyone tell you that your brand of espionage is hell on the nerves?
Michael: All the time.

L'il Foster: You thought this job was going to be easy... just sitting up there on the throne handing out sweets.
G'Wyn: Just leave me be!
L'il Foster:It's cousin v. cousin. You think that the coal folks down there, they're going to be the defeat of us? No... listen to them!

If you expect me to live out my days in a time capsule because of some ancient memories, you're mistaken.

Joan

Mickey: How'd you get the shiner, Reagan? Step out of line with Linda?
Danny: Yeah, left my socks on the floor again.

Jimmy: What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any movie you want into 3D?
Raj: That sounds amazing. First movie I'm watching -- "Annie."