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We found a warhead out here. Must have been a dud, but still killed every person who touched it, including those who stuffed pieces of it into these dead.
Man
Kris: This is cute. Where did you get it?
Scott: I don't know, do you want it?
Kris: Yes.
Rush job for a car? It's like you want me to hate you.
Pete
What exactly are we up against besides green skin and a pointy hat.
Charming
Are we too stoned? My feet feel really interesting in my shoes.
George
Drama: I'm on a no sex thing until I book Melrose
Brittney's Friend: That's too bad... kidding!
The Evil Queen is inside me always trying to get out.
Regina
Kate: When did that happen? Isn't someone engaged?
Maggie: To Amanda. She kissed me. On the mouth. It wasn't half bad.
Hughes, this program that you fought for, it's all we have left of him! I'm not going to let you sabotage his legacy. Go home!
Jack
Careful, Mr. Palmer. Gastric acid can cut a hole right through your foot.
Ducky
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.
Homer
Turk: I totally get it. Older ladies know how to work it!
Carla: Okay, see, now you're in a bit of a pickle because the older lady you're talking about better not be me, and it sure as hell better not be somebody else. So whatta you have to say?
Turk: Your favorite jeans are too tight and they look ridiculous!
Carla: What!?
Turk: Well, I-I'm in trouble anyway and it needed to be said!