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Gotta hand it to you. Hiding out in a mental hospital, pretty clever. Killing a patient, not so much.
Jerry (to Shu]
I'm not sure how this is scored, but I believe we may have won.
Amy
If you could all just take the testosterone down a notch, you'd see we all want the same thing here, right?
Emery
Cash: Come on, I don’t want you to waste your life on another McMurray.
Missy: That is not your choice to make.
Cash: No, apparently, it’s my mother’s.
Missy: For the record, I’m not wasting my life. I’m good at this!
Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.
Damon [to Stefan]
Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.
Gammy: If you prefer a dominant man, we are all behind you.
Harrison: Especially Jimmy.
Andrew: You can’t leave.
Sage: You just messaged the group chat by mistake.
Andrew: Who’s gonna do wall sits with me?
Alex: That was one time.
Andrew: But it was the best time.
Sage: You are my work spouse, Alex. You cannot serve me papers like this.
Alex: Relax guys. I haven’t made a decision yet.
Dennis: I think I'm in love with you, Charlotte.
Charlotte: Well you can't be in love with me, you're married to my friend.
Dennis: Yeah, things haven't been going so great with us lately, and ever since I saw you that night at dinner, I couldn't stop thinking about you.
Charlotte: This is not...
Dennis: No, no, come on, don't leave, don't leave!
Charlotte: You kept all of your great single friends away from me just so you can cheat on your wife? (slaps Dennis) You should be ashamed of yourself!
Dennis: You're such a spark plug, I love that about you!
Charlotte: I'm not interested in starting some married man's car!
Dennis: No, don't leave! Please! Please! I love you!
You don't know who I am, Elena. You only know the weakest part of me.
Alaric
Lily: Oh, my God, Bitch, this is our anthem!
Robin: Really, who sings this?
Lily: Is LL Cool J still doing things?
I remember visiting you guys at work and watching you robotically doing the same job over and over and thinking, “Wow, it must really suck to be an adult.” And it does.
Becky