Popular Quotes
Frankie: He doesn't mean to be a dick.
Craig: Yeah he does. That's his thing.
Ash: Check it out. I'm better, stronger...
Brock: Faster? Bullshit. It looks like some piece of shit made in China.
Meredith: But, you are what you allow. And if you let them pluck off your shiny little insect wings, they will.
Jo: Um...okay.
Meredith: So don't let them, don't let me. Understood?
Holly: A puppy? You bought me a puppy?
Tommy: Haven't you ever seen a movie? Puppies fix everything. You said you were lonely, so I got a bitch for my bitch.
Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.
We keep this up, we're all going to do big things this season.
Billy
He looks like Fred Flintstone.
Gary (about Big Easy in a little car)
Rosie, I need to know who did this.
Hornstock
Yeah, look, I’ve survived worse, I’ve cheated death a bunch, but… this is different. I thought it was over.
Gibbs
This evidence proves beyond a doubt, that the ships that destroyed the Donnager were built at the Busch Naval Shipyard. They were built by Earth.
Johnson
Dennis: [after witnessing Mac kiss his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh...
Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for you to see that.
Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!
Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are you gonna do? Punch him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little?
Dennis: I was gonna...
Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Damon