Alicia: If I die before you, please don't let them read "Wind Beneath my Wings" at my funeral.
Diane: Who knew it had so many verses?

Melanie: David, your whole life people told you that were sick. What if I told you that's a lie? What if I told you, every memory you have of mental illness: voices, hallucinations, was just your power? And what if I could do more than just tell you? What if I could show you? Help you re-write the story of your life?

I'm not a baby. What's going on?

Abby

It is a law that parents should not have to bury their children. Someone should enforce it.

Dr. Hyde

Dalton: A good President accomplishes two, maybe three things that move the country forward. An excellent President, maybe four. I think you'll be an excellent President.
Elizabeth: Thank you, sir. But what does that have to do with Fossor?
Dalton: You can spend your Presidency fighting this. But before you do, make sure this is really what's important to you, because it will consume your entire Presidency.

Marge: How was your day at work, dear?
Homer: Oh, the usual...stand in front of this, open that, pull down this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way, cough...

Dr.Clatch: Sixteen twenty-two.
Amelia: I'm sorry?
Dr. Clatch: Sixteen twenty-two. the time of her death. For when you want to put it down. I looked.

Inna: If It's alright by you, I'd like to go home.
Jim: If you mean by home RV park than your real home. Because, sorry for you, but that ocean view condo is now my crime scene.
Inna: You can't do that. All my things are there.
Jim: Yeah, the swag you got from Walter, that's all mine too.

Thawne: Dawn, if I’m not mistaken?
Nora: Nora.
Thawne [To Barry]: Oh, that’s nice. At least you still have one.

Christopher: What about the dead guy?
Tony: You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you're fucked.

Gary: When are you gonna take time to be a kid
Louise: In my late 30's like you
Gary: I'd ground you for that, but then I wouldn't have anyone to play with

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie