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Richie: Kill them all one by one, and we're in. Do your part, brother.
Seth: No, we are not killers. We pull down scores and that's it.
(Lynette offers to go for custody of Kayla.)
Tom: I never thought you'd want a fifth kid.
Lynette: I don't, and I didn't want the first four, but they're starting to grow on me.
Ravi: Buckshot three times. Detective Benedetto didn't just die he, died hard.
Liv: My expert medical opinion is that he died hard too. It's such beautiful weather today, would you say?
Ravi: Yes, it's a good day to ... die hard.
Clive: Are you two done?
You are a perfect fit for Clark. You inspire him.
Martha (to Lois)
Don't let that joker or anybody else take tonight away from you [Sadie]. You're here. It's because you deserve to be here.
Luke
Those cornrows are the only thing I'm guilty of.
Jesse
Alaric: What rhymes with battlefield clamp?
Jo: Divorce?
They say freedom comes at a price. Better watch out, Charlie. I think you're going to be the one footing this bill.
Gossip Girl
I'm not saying I'm amazing, but sometimes I'm distinctly above average.
Aram
Stanford: How can you not have a shrink? This is Manhattan. Even the shrinks have shrinks. I have three.
Carrie: No, you don't.
Stanford: Yes, one for when I want to be cuddled, one for when I want tough love and one for when I want to look at a beautiful man.
Carrie: That's sick!
Stanford: Which is why I see the other two.
Heather: What are you doing here?
Levi: Our whole class got an email.
Heather: Fine. Just don't kill anyone.
Maddie: We'll see how the night goes.
When I said we were sending down a shuttle, I wasn’t asking for permission.
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