Popular Quotes
Todd: Today's probably not the best day.
Gail: And what is the best day to find out that your ex-boyfriend's doing the devil's work with the lady down the hall?
You have to tell him. Together, you and Kevin can handle anything.
Megan
Pete: Taco, you have three girlfriends already!
Taco: I need a back-up! People die all the time! A month ago, I had four girlfriends! Rest in peace, Oksana. Goddamn that mountain lion.
Look, I know it's tough being an immigrant. Irish, Italian, Jews, no picnic being women either, but this country is built on letting more people enjoy its great freedoms, not keeping people down. It may take longer than it should but we always get it right, eventually.
Grace (as Fanny)
Fire's gotta be warmer than freaking Bavaria.
Vanessa
Baby, you out here fighting battles that ain’t even yours. What’s really going on?
Hollywood
If Hector can't handle you working here then he can't come in!
Roxy
Fungal infection is such an unpleasant term. Lots of medical terms are.
Rose
You can trust me, we humans must stick together.
Devon
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
Raydor: Chief Johnson, did you know Mr. Baylor would be murdered after you dropped him off at his house?
Brenda: I'm not a fortune teller. He asked me to take him home, I took him there. I did nothin' wrong.
I'm part Sicilian? That makes sense. I eat the shit out of pizza.
Tommy