Abby: We are going after whoever murdered those people.
Luca: It wasn't her.
Abby: After the last few days, how can you say that?
Luca: Innocent until proven guilty. You taught me that. Mom and Dad too. Three years ago, when you told me we were adopted, it all made sense. That's why we are who we are, you and me. Our family takes people in and helps them, sight unseen. And I need you to accept me, sunshine, unicorn farts and al

Abby: You forget about South Sudan, mister. You're not going anywhere.
Gibbs: Abby--
Abby: Don't Abby me. You collapsed in the squad room, Gibbs. What part of that is okay with you?
Gibbs: Were you there? I did not collapse.
Bishop: Yeah, you kind of did, Gibbs.
Gibbs: Aw swell. Where's DiNozzo? Where's McGee? Let's bring the whole gang in here.

Dear noble eastern white pine. Thank you for your brave sacrifice. And Tony is very sorry that he attacked you with his knife. And we promise that we will find and punish the person that shot you. The end.

This is my whole world. Can you imagine if I messed up? What that really means? It means that innocent people went to jail because of me. Because of my mistakes.

McGee: That's actually really interesting what he was doing.
Tony: Not really, McNerd. What is interesting is that the fact that his CO says he's been divorced three times, has no friends or family that still talks to him.
Gibbs: Yeah.

Man I picked a bad day for a field trip.

Brown: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Abby: You don't?

Cook: What are you doing?
Abby: Re-negotiating. This is a canister of DX7 gas. If I release it in this room, we'll all be dead in ten seconds.
Brown: What...that's not a smoke bomb?
Abby: Put down your weapons.
Cook: You're bluffing.
Abby: You're going to kill the hostages no matter what I do. No witnesses - I heard you say it. If my life can save theirs, I'm down, 100%.

Brown: Why aren't we dead?
Abby: 'Cause there's no such thing as DX7 poison gas. I actually just made an airborne incapacitating agent.
Cook: I knew you were bluffing. I knew she was bluffing.

Gibbs, this is Janice. She's my new friend. She helped saved the lives of the hostages. And you can arrest her now, cause she's working with the bad guys.

Gibbs: Are you doing okay?
Abby: I was this close to violating one of my most sacred principles.
Gibbs: But you didn't. That bomb was fake.
Abby: That's because I knew you were coming. I just knew it. But what if I didn't? What would I have done?
Gibbs: You'd have done the right thing, Abs. Whatever that is. I don't know much, but I know that.


Bishop: I'm going in.
Abby: Bishop, no! Don't go in there.
Bishop: I'm going to take a look around, maybe get a lead on who this woman really is.
Abby: Just wait! Gibbs and Tony are on their way over there.
Bishop: Gibbs is always telling me to take the initiative.

NCIS Quotes

‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.

Gibbs

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott