Discharge her please. I'll pay you.

You're supposed to have my back, I made a mistake. You have to forgive me. You guys are all I have.

Bad Idea. Shepherd hates me, I hate the woods. You know there are bears out here.

Shepherd just kicked me off neuro because I don't piss myself every time I see a spine. The guy is a douche.

Her? You have nerd chub for Kepner?

Cristina: How small are your balls?
Alex: Meredith didn't talk to me for weeks for messing up her life. The balls are pretty small.

You're a freak and I hate you.

I wouldn't have taken the surgery if I'd known I was breaking up the plastics posse.

Sloan: Do you know what's going on with Avery? He seems so distant.
Alex: Do you want me to put a note in his locker?

George is dead and Izzie's gone. We're all different.

Get Yang to carry a kid for you, she gets knocked up enough.

Alex to Meredith

Alex: You look like hell, you should go home.
Meredith: Me? You smell bad, you should leave.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey