Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Alex Karev Quotes
IZZIE: "You do glow."
ALEX: "Like the moon."
MIRANDA: "And you can spend the day in the pit, Karev."
SYDNEY: "Anyone want to probe the wound?"
CRISTINA / ALEX: "I do."
ALEX: "I'd really love to try your method of healing with love."
SYDNEY: "I like the way you think, Alex. You do the honors."
ALEX: "Okay, can you tell me exactly what happened to your husband."
PATIENT'S WIFE: "So my idiot husband goes and stands in front of his 'big gun' to see what went wrong. That's when the stupid toy starts working."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"
IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"
IZZIE: "I laugh at funerals."
ALEX: "I don’t go to funerals... Izzie, Iz--"
IZZIE: "I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now... now who’s jealous, Alex?"
MEREDITH: "Addison yelling at you in front of a patient?"
ALEX: "She didn't exactly yell... Fine, she's Satan’s whore."
MEREDITH: "Thank you. So, did you yell back?"
ALEX: "No."
MEREDITH: "Dude, you lost your mojo."
ALEX: "Excuse you?"
MEREDITH: "I was trying to talk boy."
ALEX: "O'Malley plugs a hole with his finger and everyone walks around like he's some kind of hero. I have one off day-"
MEREDITH: "You chickened out."
ALEX: "I hesitated briefly."
MEREDITH: "Why didn't you kiss Izzie?"
ALEX: "And now I'm leaving."
[in flashback]
ALEX: Surgery's hard core.
IZZIE: I'm hard core!
ALEX: You won't last a year.
ADDISON: "This poor child... has to go home to a mom that's in juvie and grandparents are so clueless, they didnt even know their child was pregnant. What kind of childhood is that?"
ALEX: [pauses] "You can get over a bad childhood. You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you. You can get over it. All you gotta do is survive"
ALEX: "How do you not know your kid's pregnant?"
ADDISON: "You love your kids, you want to see the best in them."
ALEX: "Okay, then how do you have a baby and throw it in a trash can?"
ADDISON: "Something happens, and you panic. You freeze, and you wanna hide it and pretend like it didn't happen... I get that."
ALEX: "You get that?"
ADDISON: "I do. I just don't get what happens afterward. I don't get how you go back to class and pretend like everythings fine, everythings not fine."
ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
