We are a food free household, and you need to loose a little weight, so this is really a win - win.

Don't cry - makes you look like a girl.

Spencer - Marc - Silver Fox - Purple Ferret.

Who knows why you do anything lady?

There's the drunk I remember!

Amanda: You're like a big, fancy designer in London, and I'm a big-shot stylist in New York. Well not in the sense that I have any clients, but I do get to combine all my favorite interests: criticizing people, shopping, and promoting world thinness.

We decided that every time you say 'work', we drink!

Betty: All of your ideas involve nudity.
Amanda: You're welcome.

No it's genius! You are bringing back innerwear as outerwear.

Its actually kind of nice getting to know someone before tickling his ginger.

I peed a little.

I am a stylist. Rachel Zoe can suck it - there's a new skinny bitch in town! What!

Ugly Betty Quotes

Marc, scheming is a lonely business.


Sometimes I feel like I have to take care of everyone, but look at them.