Ten simple rules. What are they going to think when you break number six?

No fire bombs or gunshots in the last hour and a half. Things are looking up.

People stay together. People break up. Whatever.

I'm just a girl looking to buy some wood pallets. Nothing weird here.

Remember what we talked about. Completely uncool to walk around naked in somebody else's place.

Why don't you take your giggles to the bedroom.


I can't even picture Sam on vacation. He doesn't even own shorts.

Some people do find it difficult to be away from their children.

Andy: Are you wearing lipstick?
Sam: It's not his lipstick.

You could have come with us. I had your skinny jeans and bandana all picked out.

Andy: Sixty percent of men look at your eyes first.
Gail: Yeah, well sixty percent of men are lying.

Sam: That's right buddy, no where to go. Its over.
Andy: I guess he didn't hear you.

Rookie Blue Quotes

Your pep talk needs help.


Gail: You're quiet.
Andy: So arrest me.