Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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• Added: October 15, 2009

Andy [to Bobby]: We get along so well, our sons should hang out
Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son

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• Added: October 08, 2009

Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!

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• Added: October 01, 2009