Skills: So, Brooke just broke up with ya?
Lucas: Yup.
Skills: Man, that's cold dawg.
Lucas: Oh yeah.
Skills: Although you did kiss Peyton.
Lucas: You want me to get you a tryout with the Ravens, or what?
Skills: Yes I do. But, that still don't mean you didn't kiss Peyton.

Lucas: Brooke kind of found out that I kissed Peyton, again.
Skills: Well, it's a good thing you're in a hospital; 'cause your sorry ass in bad shape bro.

Lucas: You know before you came in I was thinking about Edwards, and how we could take Keith's life.
Skills: Look he wasn't right dawg, Jimmy was sick.
Lucas: So if that's true, is heaven the kind of place that'll hold that against someone? 'Cause if not Jimmy's a victim and right now, in your world beyond this one, Jimmy and Keith are in the same place, and I can't figure out what kind of place that would be.
Skills: It's a place you and I wouldn't understand.
Lucas: Or a place that doesn't exist.

Lucas: Do you think there's a heaven Skills?
Skills: Do I think there's a heaven?
Lucas: Ya, you know pearly gates, angels..
Skills: I dunno about all that, maybe some chrome gates and some freaky angels. Naw, but I do think there's somethin' else out there, and I do think whatever we do in this world matters in the next.

Brooke: You know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.

Skills: You sure you should be pushing yourself so hard, man? I thought you were supposed to be in physical therapy?
Luke: All they do is let me stretch right now, and I figured I get back in here, I build my muscle, and be back in shape twice as fast.
Skills: Or risk messing yourself up for good.
Luke: Whose side are you on anyways, huh?
Skills: I'm on your side, man. Look, all I'm saying is, dawg, what are you rushing back to?
Luke: Look, I worked hard to be part of this team, Skills. We're undefeated and I'm not giving up my spot now.
Tim: Hey, Gimp, Coach wants to see you in practice pronto.
Luke: Why?
Tim: What am I, psychic?

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.