Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite April Kepner Quotes
Callie: Kepner, I need you to speak differently.
April: I'm sorry.
Callie: It's your voice. It's a little um—just speak differently.
April: Like with an accent?
I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!
'Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?' That's what Jesus said on the cross before he died. 'My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?' Job asked the question too. But he kept the faith. And what did he get for it? Replacement children. PTSD. Was it worth it to have been a faithful servant? Or would it have been better to just curse God's name from the beginning? Where was God throughout all of Job's suffering and pain? He was winning a bet with Satan. Makes you wonder where he is through all of the unfairness, inequity, and cruelness in the world. Where is he now?
April's Voiceover
That's my human shish kabob!
You have an unusually appealing face.
April: I kissed you, remember?
Jackson: But I kissed you back.
Put on your big girl pants, you're about to learn how to run the pit.
I want you, Jackson. I want you!
April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.
It's weird, it's weird, it's weird. I mean he's old and mean. He's like the Grinch.
April: You're going to be the next Shepherds.
Meredith: Screw that, we're going to be the next Webber's.
I'm late. Four days. I have never been four days late in my life.
