Popular April Ludgate Quotes
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!
Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.
This comes from your mother’s butt.
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.
April: I guess I could pick up a brisket tomorrow and start it for dinner Thursday.
Andy: Oh Thursday's no good - I have production meetings ALL day. And we have dinner with Joe and Donna on Friday. Hey, you know, Sunday. We could go to the farmer's market, put the brisket in the slow cooker, get a movie on payper view - the new Jason Borne movie is supposed to be pretty funny.
April: AHHH!!
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.
Andy
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
