Popular Ari Gold Quotes
Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants. You're not going to fuck Lloyd are you?
I'd say "Hug it out," but I don't want you drawing wood.
Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
By the way, E? I know Leanna. My God! She is way to hot for you. Did you roofy her up? I didn't know you had it in you.
Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife
Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want
Eric: We got to call Hugh Hefner to get Drama's ban lifted at the mansion.
Ari: What am I, his pimp?
Eric: Do this movie.
Vince: Can you get me suit approval?
Ari: You can wear tube socks and a yarmulke
Vince: All right! Lock it down
Vince: Don't you have to be home to your wife, Ari?
Ari: I make the goddamn rules! ... I got till... 2AM
I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.
