I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

You're a freak and I love you.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Aria: Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.
Emily, Spencer, and Hanna: It is?!?

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

It's immortality, my darlings.

Alison

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison