Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXArtie Abrams Quotes
As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.
When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.
He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
I really want to give you a standing ovation.
I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.
You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
