Popular Barney Stinson Quotes
Hey Ted, what's this I hear slash remember about you not wanting to see Robots vs. Wrestlers?
20 Years From Now Barney
Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don't you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
You didn't vet the stripper?!?
Stand up straight Cayden!
Barney: I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
Laser Tag Kid: What's that got to do with Laser Tag?
Barney: Everything!
Robin: A week from today we are going to be legend, wait for it...
Barney: Married!
You know how I found out that I'm one quarter Canadian, but I've completely blocked it out because your country is ridiculous and I'm awesome?
Barney: Our wedding is gonna be legendary.
Robin: No wait for it?
Barney: I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore.
No Robin, I am not going to a strip club, especially right now. Can you imagine the day shift at the Crab Shed?
Barney: You avoiding the family too?
James: I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists.
Robin: I can't believe my great grandparents still do that
Barney: And I never imagined a walker being used for anything other than walking.
Ted: Billy Zabka's your new best man?
Barney: He's the best, around. Sorry Ted, maybe next wedding.
