Betty Suarez Quotes
Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
[referring to Amanda's ambiguous flyer about their after party]
Betty: But how will people know where to go? They won't even know what time to show up
Amanda: If they want to be there badly enough they'll figure all that out. You have to make it hard to get on the list, that way the party will be full of people desperate to be there and they'll think it's great no matter how much of a humongous turd it is
Betty: Why are you always around?
Amanda: Betty, we're roomies now, this is what we do. I'm supposed to be all up in your biz, so why the brown face?
Daniel: Guess what, we got Mariah Carey. Turns out Conner knows her, isn't that great?
Betty: Oh um yea Mariah is alright, but can we just put a pin on her for a second because I think I found someone way fresher: Jesse's band, Dark Sexual Hourney. They're awesome and they are about to break out any minute and you'll love them
Daniel: Ok, great yeah let's just get Mariah on the phone. Hey Mariah, it's Daniel, yeah turns out we aren't going to need you to sing. We got Jesse, the guy from my assistants building. He is so cute, yeah he is just the dreamiest
Betty: I hate when you're sarcastic
Betty: Are you wearing my leggings?
Amanda: It's cute right? And the other leg makes a matching scarf
Christina: I have to say, I don't hate it
Amanda: I can't sleep
Betty: What do you want me to about it?
Amanda: Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I'm pretty
Marc: You're from the Philippines, right?
Betty: Queens!
Marc: Don't give me that look, they both end in "eens".
Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate.
[Marc laughs]
Betty: No! I could have died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
Betty: We have models coming at 4:00
Daniel: That's nice... girl models, right?
Becks: Where's everybody going? I didn't miss the party did I?
Betty: Oh no, there is no party. Daniel is in a meeting with two models
Becks: Add Becks and you get a party
Betty: Am I dressed right for the club?
Christina: Yes if you're auditing them
Daniel: Do you have any messages for me?
Betty: Yes, Becks called to say congratulations for getting into Tabitha's gift bag. Ew, I just got that.
