Betty Suarez Quotes
Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
Daniel: I'm like this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes
Betty: I really miss that show
Betty: Walter, you can't wear a t-shirt to a 3 star rest
Walter: Why not? Rockstars wear t-shirts to award shows
Betty: You're not a rockstar. You play the flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band
Betty: This can be the answer to my family's problems...
Christina: That's what they say in the movies... then they have to kill someone... or sleep with someone... or both
Daniel: books, newspapers, ABC news, I pay attention to which of those?
Betty: None.
Betty: I have something that might interest you
Marc: If it's not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it
It's exhausting being a butterfly, no wonder why they only live two weeks
Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not?
Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would have been a really tired centurion
Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alright
Betty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
Betty: I don't like lying
Marc: Neither do I... okay that was a lie
Betty: Marc, Amanda, this is Justin
Marc: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight
