Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Brittany Quotes
Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.
[to Marley] I noticed that whenever you look at Jake, you get a really sad look on your face, and if it's quiet enough, I can actually hear that you're whimpering like a suckling puppy.
A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
Blaine: Brittany S. Pierce in her last term accomplished absolutely nothing except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair gel. Ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can or can't put in their hair is disgusting. It's tyranny, my friends. Next thing you know, they'll start burning books. And then they'll probably start burning people, too.
Brittany: That's a lie.
Brittany: Ah, young love.
Blaine: Do you remember when you started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt back before everyone was so busy and far away and things were so much simpler? We had so much more hope and innocence. Every day was just like Valentine's Day.
Brittany: We're still young. Shouldn't we still be experiencing those things?
Brittany: My name is Brittany S. Pierce, and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole because I am on top of the world. Senior year was awesome and now I get to relive every minute of it. I'm head Cheerio, vice-Rachel of the Glee club, and now I'm planning a Middle East style sham election that will install me as senior class president for life.
Blaine: Brittany, who are you talking to?
Brittany: I thought I was doing a voice over.
If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.
Kurt: He hasn't called you because he loves you, not because he's forgotten about you. Your freedom is a gift he's given you--accept it.
Rachel: It's just so much freedom all at once it's starting to feel like loneliness.
Kurt: The only cure for loneliness is cake.
