I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.

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Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

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I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

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You look terrible. I look awesome.

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Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

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Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.

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Stop the violence.

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Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

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Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

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Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

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I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

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Kurt: What are you going as for Halloween?
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.

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