Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkBrock Samson Quotes
Molotov Cocktail: Promise me one thing.
Brock: What's that?
Molotov Cocktail: Don't be gentle
Brock: Look, Hank, I have memories attached to that record. Could we drop this please?
Hank: Is it because you killed a whole bunch of ninjas when it was playing, so now it reminds you of ninja?
Brock: No.
Hank: Frogmen? Does it remind you of frogmen?
Brock: No!
Hank: A team of mutated half-dog, half-man...
Brock: It's a woman! The only woman I ever loved. Ya happy now?
Hank: No. Because you snapped at me
Brock: Nice rescue, boys. You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved with a hat that smells like a men's room and we're still here.
Dean: We totally blew it.
Brock: No, that's not what I mean. I'm impressed with your spirit, I just wish you'd thought it out a little better.
Hank: Okay, Brock, I admit there may be some small holes in our plan
Hank: Scuba. Scooba. Scooba scooba scooba scooba scooba. Say "Scuba."
Brock: Scuba.
Hank: Scuba. It sounds funny. Scuba.
Brock: Scuba. Yeah, it does
Brock: Bionic, huh? Let's see how much. [kicks him in groin]
Steve Summers: Ughhh. Right in my ...Cape Canaverals
Summers: Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
Brock: Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!
Brock: You coulda told me that Sasquatch was a...a dude.
Summers: Huh? What, you couldn't tell?
Brock: Not until I had to shave him
Brock: That's a tight fit.
Baldavitch: It's like they were made for each other!
Dr. Venture: Yes, because they were, because they were both made by the same guy. Now can we finish this up, please?
Brock: Hey Doc, how'd your speech...uh thing go?
Dr. Venture: All right, I suppose. One or two of the students really seemed to grasp...you don't really care, do you?
Brock: Nah
Brock: You get the boys... I'll take care of these guys...
Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
Brock: They hit me with a truck..
Dr. Venture: Well, that ought to take care of that . . .
Hank: Look! Brock still ain't done with him. [Brock pisses on the mummy] That's showing him who's boss, Brocko!
Dr. Venture: Was that really necessary?
Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life. You know that
Prostitute: Whew, that was some workout, big man.. but I guess you're gonna have to go look for those boys now, huh?
Brock: They'll turn up. Besides, I still got $300 left.
Prostitute: Oooh, three bills can buy you an awful lot of things..
Brock: I know. I'm gonna want change
