Mouth: Well, I should get home. That stripper might call me.
Brooke: Mouth... (gives him a small kiss)
Mouth: Oh, right, for the charity thing.
Brooke: No, just 'cause.
Mouth: Hey, Brooke, thanks. This was the greatest night of my life.

Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn't interested in you.

Peyton: Brooke, what are you up to?
Brooke: You've been on my dad's boat before.
Peyton: Yeah! With you and your dad!
Brooke: Details! It's like driving a car but into water, without a speed limit.
Peyton: Brooke?
Brooke: Peyton, Look at us, Look at this day, We are practically a beer commercial. It would be wrong not to take it. So let's go. Hop on, best friend.

Peyton: What is that?
Brooke: This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Lucas: Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Brooke: Yeah, if you're in junior high.

Brooke: You know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.

A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.

Brooke: Hey, be careful with that. It's Venetian, and I'm not talking Vegas. You finding anything?
Mouth: Just this picture frame. [the frame still has a picture of Brooke inside].

Brooke: Just take it.
Mouth: No, I insist.
Brooke: Thanks Mouth.

Haley: Hi. We didn't recognize the address. We won't buy anything.
Brooke: It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So I'll give you the good friend discount.

Brooke: How do you do it?
Nathan: Do what?
Brooke: You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.
Nathan: You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.
Brooke: Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.

Lady: [at yard sale] We'll take this one.
Brooke: Sorry it's not for sale.
Lady: But the price tag says $150.
Brooke: Oh that's a mistake. The one must be a four.
Lady: Okay $450 then. Here you go.

Lucas: Oh, I think you got the wrong car.
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.