Peyton: What the hell are you doing?
Brooke: What?
Peyton: Kissing Derek.
Brooke: Oh I'm sorry Peyton, I can't help who I like. New boyfriend?
Peyton: He's my brother.
Brooke: You have a brother?
Peyton: Yeah.
Brooke: Oh then I guess your mom slept around even more than you do.

Lucas: Brooke, you got a second?
Brooke: This kind of feels like deja vu.
Lucas: Not really. You told me to fight for you and I did. But, you never fought for me.
Brooke: And I'm not going to.
Lucas: Okay, then I guess I was wrong. I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis.

Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.
Haley: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.
Brooke: That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here.

Brooke: Peyton here. I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!
Brooke: Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me you're probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley: Brooke!
Bevin: My name's Rachel and I have red hair!
Brooke and Peyton: Aah!
Haley and Rachel: Hey!

Peyton: Bitch.
Rachel: Slut.
Brooke: Whore.
Bevin: Thank you.

Peyton: Can we be friends again?
Brooke: Sure.
Peyton: Like before?
Brooke: I don't think so, like before is gone, Peyton.

Brooke: A little late for a Clean Teen meeting, don't you think?
Rachel: What else does virgins have to do at night?

Shelly: Well, the door's always open.
Brooke: Just like Rachel's legs.

I'm not book smart, I'm Brooke smart and there is a big difference.

Brooke

Chase: Wow! Good grade. I have the toughest time with Calculus.
Brooke: Yeah, most people do.
Chase: Maybe you could tutor me?
Brooke: Yeah, sure. Anytime. (whispers to Rachel) Check me out! I'm a smart virgin!
Rachel: Great! You're the new Mouth!

Chase: So, I was thinking since you said you can tutor me in calculus?
Brooke: I did. But what's in it for me?
Chase: Well, I can feed you.
Brooke: Like a monkey in a cage?
Chase: Feed you like a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant.
Brooke: That sounds nice too.
Chase: How about tonight?
Brooke: Yeah.

Lucas: Oh, I think you got the wrong car.
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.