Brooke Davis Quotes
Haley: Wait a second, you...you don't have a bed, do you? Did you... tell me, you didn't have sex in my bed, Brooke.
Brooke: I'm already washing your sheets.
Haley: Oh my god, oh, Brooke! Uhh!
[to Anna] Hi, I'm Brooke. We haven't been officially introduced, but you're dating my ex-boyfriend and I'm sleeping with your brother. So it looks like we have a lot in common.
Brooke
It's another mechanic stripper! ... No. Just Lucas.
Brooke
Brooke: This means that I would actually have to study to get into college.
Peyton: Oh my god, the horror!
Lady: [at yard sale] We'll take this one.
Brooke: Sorry it's not for sale.
Lady: But the price tag says $150.
Brooke: Oh that's a mistake. The one must be a four.
Lady: Okay $450 then. Here you go.
Brooke: How do you do it?
Nathan: Do what?
Brooke: You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.
Nathan: You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.
Brooke: Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.
Haley: Hi. We didn't recognize the address. We won't buy anything.
Brooke: It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So I'll give you the good friend discount.
Brooke: Just take it.
Mouth: No, I insist.
Brooke: Thanks Mouth.
Brooke: Hey, be careful with that. It's Venetian, and I'm not talking Vegas. You finding anything?
Mouth: Just this picture frame. [the frame still has a picture of Brooke inside].
A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.
Brooke: You know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.
Peyton: What is that?
Brooke: This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Lucas: Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Brooke: Yeah, if you're in junior high.
