Julian: How you feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.

Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are you kidding me? Do you not see how slow they're moving?

I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.

Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing you two together.

Jamie: Aunt Brooke do you know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.

Brooke: If you really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, you can have him, but you gotta have the sex talk with him first.

I was just arrested and explored by a woman with a mustache and man hands! When you look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!

Before you say another word, you should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.

Brooke: You're exactly what Haley needs right now.
Nathan: Well, she's always been everything to us. Now it's time for us to be her everything. In sickness and in health, right? For better or worse.

Julian: Maybe the movie sucks. No, I'm serious, why did I get involved with film in the first place?
Brooke: Because when you were a little boy your dad took you to see The Thin Red Line and it was the best day you ever had.

When you're passionate about something, you put everything you got into it.

I ruined wardrobe, wrecked everything with the only guy who makes my world turn, and punched that whore of an actress. And the only thing she ever did wrong was sleep with Crocodile Dundee.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.