Dwight & Whitehead
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Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.

You with your blue blood talk.

Dwight [to Whitehead]

What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!

Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

You people didn't buy tickets, move on!

All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.

Things have a way of working out like they're supposed to.

The trials and tribulations of young and vulnerable hearts.

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White