Lawyer.

Dwight & Whitehead

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• Added: August 16, 2011

Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.

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• Added: August 16, 2011

You with your blue blood talk.

Dwight [to Whitehead]

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• Added: August 09, 2011

What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!

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• Added: August 02, 2011

Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

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• Added: August 02, 2011

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

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• Added: August 02, 2011

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

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• Added: July 26, 2011

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

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• Added: July 26, 2011

You people didn't buy tickets, move on!

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• Added: July 26, 2011

All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.

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• Added: July 26, 2011

Things have a way of working out like they're supposed to.

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• Added: July 19, 2011

The trials and tribulations of young and vulnerable hearts.

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• Added: July 19, 2011