People are like cheese, the longer you leave them in the refrigerator, the more they start to stink.

Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White