Do you know how many times I've peed since we've been here? Five. Five times. God, I'd sell my soul for a good 'ol UTI I could bitch slap into submission with some simple antibiotics.

And you wanna add a fifth child so we can field our own volleyball team?

You can't change what you've done, but you can change who you are and improve your life.

Charlotte: Damn, Sheldon. You look like James Bond.
Sheldon: Which one? I was always partial to Sean Connery.

Get in somebody's way and I will use that camera as a shot put. Nice to meet you.

Charlotte: We told Mason he's having three siblings.
Cooper: Then Mason's having three siblings.

Cooper: Girls are awesome!
Charlotte: What the hell am I going to do with girls?!

Do you mind? I'm trying to screw my husband.

Hello, precious girl. This is your mama. Sorry you don't have a name yet. I want so much to be with you right now, hold your little hand, tell you everything's going to be okay and let you know and let you know you are blessed.

I'd give my life for any one of them. Is there anyone up there? Is anyone listening? You have to take a life - you take me. Take me. Save my babies.
 

If Addison leaves a sharp instrument lying around, I just might stab you with it.

Private Practice Quotes

I think I can see your arteries closing up from here.

Jake

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches