Clark: How're you feeling?
Chloe: Like a million bucks... that was thrown in the washing machine and set on "spin".

Clark: Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
Chloe: It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

Chloe: Ah, the sweet smell of freedom.
Clark: Chloe, you were in the hospital, not Alcatraz.

Clark Kent, investigative reporter - has a nice ring to it.

Pete: He's been acting weird lately.
Chloe: Well, okay, Clark's always acting weird, why don't you give me a gauge?

Clark: I hope all this attention doesn't go to his head. He needs to be careful.
Chloe: Well, you know what, Clark, the second you start throwing people thirty feet, I'll write nice things about you too.

I'm sorry, but I find geology even more pointless than algebra. I mean, I could just order these rocks online and have them delivered to my house vacuum-sealed.

Chloe: Oh my god... did I just...?
Clark: It's okay; it was... fine.

I'm not out here doing this butt-bashing thing for fun. These woods are like the Bermuda Triangle of Smallville.

What? Why are looking at me like that? ...and why is my mouth minty?

Chloe: Yeah. Don't you think it's a little odd that he lives all alone way out here in the woods?
Clark: Thoreau did.
Chloe: Yeah, Clark. So did the Unabomber.

(checking out the invisibility stuff)
Clark: You know what you'd be if you rubbed this stuff all over your body?
Chloe: Naked?

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."