Clark: You deserved a lot better than Sean even before he...tried to kill you.
Chloe: That's sweet, I think.

Sean: If you want I could rub them for you; nothing heats up the body like friction.
Chloe: Wow. I can't believe you just delivered that line with a straight face.

Chloe: I'm swearing off men.
Clark: We're not all bad.
Pete: Maybe you should just swear off heat-sucking horn dogs.

Chloe: This is what I love about high school parties: people will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.

Chloe: Your online horoscope suggests that you try not to flaunt your excitement which I know will be hard since you've been waiting for this date since, like your first growth spurt.
Clark: I'll say this one more time, and then I'll print up bumper stickers: this is not a date.

Don't sound so shocked, Clark. Guys do find me attractive even though I don't have raven hair and the initials "L.L."

Are you from an ice planet? It's freezing. I'm going to go thaw out by the fire. Have fun.

Clark: I thought you came over for fashion advice.
(Clark shows her a shirt)
Chloe: Burn that. What else have you got?
Clark: I'll check the laundry basket.

Pete, you throw that rubber spider at me again, and I'm going for my staple gun.

Chloe: One of your teammates attempts to assassinate me and all you say is "nice catch"?
Pete: I thought you wanted to hit a nerve.

Chloe: I've already started getting hate mail.
Clark: You seem very happy about that, why?
Chloe: Because it means I'm hitting a nerve. Besides, between the abysmal sentence structure and generous use of obscenities, I got a pretty good idea of who's been sending it.
Pete: If you think my teammates have been reading the Torch, you're giving them way too much credit.

Pete: Which sucked, 'cause he had a killer tree fort his dad built in the woods.
Clark: It was okay.
Pete: Clark never liked it. He used to get sick just walking over there.
Chloe: How come?
Pete: He was afraid of heights.
Clark: I didn't believe it was structurally sound.

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."