Chris Taub Quotes
Thirteen: Your life happy about that?
Taub: She's happy to cut back on some things... like sex.
Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself.
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.
House: They were ready do die... but for guilt, not love.
Taub: You can't feel that much guilt without love.
Thirteen: She claims he got stronger as soon as she stopped breathing.
Taub: The mind can heal the body. Seeing his wife in distress might actually have slowed down his death.
House: Or he just had an adrenaline surge when he saw his chance to hit the singles' market.
Kutner: You really lost all that money?
Taub: I don't care about the money. I just feel bad for Rachel.
Kutner: She married a guy in one situation and ended up with another. That's hard on anyone.
Taub: Thanks. Makes me feel much better hearing my wife's a gold digger.
Here's my impression of Foreman on the happiest day of his life. (stares) Now the saddest day of his life. (stares)
(about Thirteen) She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure.
House: People act in their own self-interest. You're all here because you're happy to be here. Or at least because it's your best option.
Kutner: I'm here because I want to help people.
House: No, you're here because it makes you feel good to help people. Taub and Foreman are here because they've got no other viable options. And Thirteen is desperate to make her life matter before it's over.
Taub: So... you're happy to be here?
House: Does it show?
Taub: House, call your mom.
House: What are you, my mom?
Taub: You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?
House: No. I would never out someone's superpowers.