Christina McKinney Quotes
Marc: No you do not say no to Sarah Jessica Parker she's the holy grail of fashion
Christina: I know
Marc: This is your big chance and my big chance to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker
She was dating a stripper? Oh my god I love her
[Christina grabs a cake]
Random Girl: We carb loading for a marathon?
Christina: we can't all live on laxatives
Marc: She doesn't deserve a Gucci bag,
Christina: Oh and you do Marc?
Marc: She won't know what to do with it. Look, it's touching polyester!
The witch and the flying monkey set you up
a heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc, and a brain for Amanda
We're going to have to find something safer [than chainmail] for the baby to wear...like maybe a plastic bag
Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
You can go to Atlantic City any time you want... go to the nearest retirement home and get on the first bus that goes off
Betty: This can be the answer to my family's problems...
Christina: That's what they say in the movies... then they have to kill someone... or sleep with someone... or both
Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
