Clark Kent Quotes
Lois: I'm a little nervous. It was our first public outing as kind of like a couple.
Clark: Emphasis on "kind of." You wouldn't even let me help you with your coat.
Lois: I held your hand.
Clark: Only when you were taking hors d'oeuvres out of it.
Clark: You know, Lois, we could go back to the farm and take a walk. I could give you Clark Kent's tour of the galaxy.
Lois: Smallville... the only planet you know about is the one you read at the breakfast table.
Clark: I understand you've been looking for me.
Zod: My brother and sister Kandorians, he has come. Kneel before Kal-El.
Clark: Lois, what are we doing here?
Lois: I'm eating a maple doughnut, and you're kind of invading my personal space.
Zod: You chose to fight me! You forced me to unleash my power! we could have made this planet a paradise!
Clark: It always was. But you never gave humanity a chance.
Lois: Stop beating yourself up. You're not alone in this. the truth is, we could all die tomorrow.
Clark: Lois, I died when you left.
Clark: Is this your long-winded way of saying that you hate these glasses?
Lois: Personally, I don't mind the bump in your geek factor. But professionally, there are these newfangled things you can try. They're called "contacts."
Lois: I thought, you know, the ride would give us a chance to get past the whole kiss-and-run of it all and get to know each other better.
Clark: Better? You tell me the color of your underwear every day. What else is there to know?
Lois: Did I ever tell you that, before Christmas, I used to unwrap all my presents and then rewrap them while my parents were still sleeping?
Clark: No, Lois, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Lois: Okay, Clark. Let's talk about something else--like your online-dating profile.
Clark: But that was supposed to be private.
Lois: Well, I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse, or a cougar looking for her next meal.
Clark: Look, there are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: Really? Like what?
Clark: Uh... well, you're Lois.
Lois: Thanks, Clark. But I already filled out my name.
Clark: Well, let's see what you wrote. All right. Under "likes," you have the theater. You mean movie theater.
Lois: Details.
Clark: Favorite drink - you have "bubbly." Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack.
Lois: Well, I do like a six-pack.
