Conner Quotes
Conner: We walk outta here like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Mason: They died in the end.
Conner: Everybody dies in the end. They became legends. Let's go save our jobs and be legendary.
Sarah: It's not a date. It's just two adults enjoying the night out together.
Conner: Isn't that the very definition of a date?
Conner: That wasn't about race.
Mason: What wasn't about race?
Conner: That was about cake. I love chocolate cake.
Mason: Everybody loves chocolate cake.
Conner: I also love vanilla cake. I love chocolate cake and vanilla - I don't want there being some kind of cake confusion being the last thing he remembers. You know, on the day he gets fired.
Mason: Remember that ridiculously hot concierge in the lobby?
Conner: The one with no visible knee caps?
Mason: I have no idea what that means
Conner: I'm trying to remember, in this particular relationship, if I was a dick or not.
Mason: I hate those odds. Call her anyway.
Conner: If I was a dick then I have to apologize. If wasn't a dick and I apologize, it will just confuse her. Classic dilemma. Clip the blue wire, clip the red wire.
Conner: Don't say it. Don't say that word.
Mason: I know. I know. Cool people don't say "cool." I just hate the fact that some client who is definitely not cool thinks I'm not cool.
Mason: Conner, you gotta let me pilot the plane.
Conner: I was trying to co-pilot the plane to keep it from crashing
Conner: We need to switch shirts.
Mason: Do we?
Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I'm having lunch with Carrie and I just realized how much more awesome I would look in that shirt. Switch shirts.
Mason: We're not switching shirts.
Conner: Gotta switch shirts. The ol' switcheroo. Yours is burgundy. I look great in burgundy. It's more restauranty. Switch shirts
You want to take credit for Stu's work? That's very Stu of you.
Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass?
Conner [not paying attention]: I'm sorry. What?
Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can't think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me.
Conner: I wouldn't lead with that.
Mason: Why would Jesus need a watch?
Conner: He's got a lot of time zones to cover.
