Cristina: You're a shark.
Shane: I'm not, I swear.
Cristina: Ross, it's a good thing. All great surgeons are sharks. You see what you want. Do whatever it takes to get it like me. Don't ever apologize. Sharks never apologize.

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Mer, your boobs are exploding. Go pump.

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Arizona: Where's the onesie decorating station?
Cristina: There isn't one. There's a margarita decorating station.

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I'm glad he's getting laid. I should be getting laid. My work suffers when I'm not. It's bad for humanity.

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Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.

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Shane: If you ever need yaya extraction, getting the yayas out, I'm available.
Cristina: Are you offering service to me?

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The President dumped him.

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Meredith: I have wine.
Cristina: I'll be there.

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Owen: So, vodka is helping you write your Harper Avery acceptance speech.
Cristina: Tequila.

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It was an impossible decision, and I stand by it.

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What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

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Meredith: Now, look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t punishment.
Cristina: Thank you for this muffin.

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