Please, trust me. I was trying to protect you.

Can your mind be blown on your own time?

If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.

Mer, you had me at lethal injection.

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

Owen, you want kids.

Figures you go into labor in the middle of a super storm.

You made me a better doctor tonight, Dr. Webber. Thank you.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey