Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Clarity over cleverness. That's what I always say.
Stefan: You've literally never said that before.
Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.
Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.
Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Alaric: He deserved it.
Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil.
Matt Donovan, the last living boy in Mystic Falls. You know, it's shocking you managed to stay human this long.
Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.
Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.
Stefan. Hello, brother.
Enzo: Wanna watch some TV?
Damon: Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.
Enzo: Alright. Night then.
My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.
Stefan: Well, this looks promising.
Damon: Eh. I’ve seen worse.