Betty: Hey, if you want something to do, I am looking for a new assistant.
Daniel: Well, maybe I will submit my resume.

Claire: Are you going to talk to her?
Daniel: I think I need to let her go.

Me first Betty, I can't live without you.

May I throw you around the floor for a while?

Daniel: How can you drink this stuff - it tastes like bad breath.
Betty: Oh no I don't drink that stuff.

Is this one of the times you ask me a question when you already know the answer to?

Betty: Put yourself in his shoes.
Daniel: You mean his smelly old cowboy boots.

Excuse me if I don't suck you're blood - it's a little too early to drink some booze.

Underneath that perfect smile - you are an ugly Betty.

You are so cute when you are mortified.

Well when they called my a womanizer at least it sounds sexy - you just made me sound like a jerk.

(about Betty) My sweet little assistant always on hand to get me my water.

Ugly Betty Quotes

I've had to say good-bye more times than I may have like, but everyone can say that. And no matter how many times we have to do it - even if it's for the greater good, it still stings. And although we will never forget what we've given up, we owe it to ourselves to keep moving forward. What we can't do is live our lives afraid of the next good-bye because chances are they are not going to stop. The trick is to recognize when a good-bye can be a good thing - when it's a chance to start again.


Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.