If you try and make me look bad you'll be bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Mayor

Jackie: Well in a building like this, "Police don't move."
Danny: Even the cockroaches run the other way.

You have the right to remain silent so why don't you shut the hell up.

If you guys aren't going prosecute these people we might as well shoot them in the street.

Danny: You've got nothing to feel guilty about.
Frank: What makes you think I feel guilty?
Danny: Because you've got a hero from Ziggy's in that bag with my name on it.

Never date a girl with a gun.

So busy being stupid it's a wonder they can find time to get arrested.

What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?

After this week there's not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.

It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.

Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.