Jackie: Hey, you never know.
Danny: You know there's a reason that's a lottery slogan.

You pull your pants up next time you might get away.

Kind of looks like a serial killer.

The ACs pumping out heat and it won't stop. It's like a coming attraction for Hell up here.

It's like you're a cover girl for Ulcers Illustrated.

Despite what the sign says out front if you're here for an emergency you're in the wrong place.

The first rule about Fight Club is you will talk about Fight Club, now!

Gangster justice is very efficient and it saves on tax payer dollars.

Erin can't do it she's a mother. We can't send her out to buy her own Mother's day dinner.

Six months doing part time undercover and now your the French Connection.

Frank: Grandpa's treating everybody to ice cream.
Danny: That's why we invite him.

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.