You pull your pants up next time you might get away.

Jackie: Hey, you never know.
Danny: You know there's a reason that's a lottery slogan.

I feel like I look like my sister's creepy ex-husband.

Jackie: He knows his rights.
Danny: I hate when that happens.

You know that thing that kids have about their parents sex lives. It kind of never really goes away.

I'm not in the mood to take no for an answer.

Her life's never going to be the same.

Jackie: The mother did a dime for distribution.
Danny: Real family values.

Look at the bright side. You still get to catch bad guys.

Jackie: You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?
Danny: Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny: How can you be sure the drug always gets to the patient.
Pharmacist: Well, because if it didn't, you'd hear the screams when they cut them open.

Blue Bloods Quotes

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

Frank

That even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop on the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Frank