Lisa: Oh, I’m like you now.
Danny: No, to become like me, you need a very special kind of dumping. The kind of humiliation that literally keeps you up every single night.

I’ll be your mirror, Lisa. I see the real you. I do. The warm, kind, funny, certifiably crazy person who would do absolutely anything for anyone. Like, steal someone’s engagement ring so they don’t make the biggest mistake of their life. When you need someone to remind you of how great that person is, I want you to call me.

Lisa: Why did you come?
Danny: I wanted to say, whatever happens, I’ll be here.

Danny: Why would you do that?
Lisa: I don’t know.
Danny: You don’t know. There’s no reason. You just said…
Lisa: Of course, there was a reason!
Danny: Then what’s the reason? Lisa, tell me the reason. What’s the reason?
Lisa: Because I thought that you deserved better. I could see that Chloe was using you, and you didn’t deserve that because I just met you, but I could already tell how kind and funny you were. And because I liked you.

Chloe: Who does that? Proposing at someone else’s wedding and still managing to screw it up.
Danny: It was in my pocket.
Chloe: It’s not about the ring, Danny. I was never going to say yes.
Danny: Why?
Chloe: It’s so clear to me now. I’ve outgrown you. I thought we were going down the same road together, but the truth is, you’re going nowhere. Nowhere I want to go, anyway.

Lisa: We should go dancing, like right now. What’s stopping us?
Danny: Well, me. Hello. I’m agoraphobic.
Lisa: But you left the flat to come and find me.
Danny: But that was, well, that was different.
Lisa: Well, how?
Danny: Well, because you needed me.

Amy: You were watching me sleep.
Danny: I was standing…yeah. Okay. Sure. I was, but not in like in a creepy way.
Amy: But is there a non-creepy way to watch a woman sleep?

Amy: What did you want to say?
Danny: Thank you, really.
Amy: For what? The sex?
Danny: No. I mean, not no. Yes. That was very nice. Good, good, good. But no. For giving me another chance.

Veggie: Sorry for just turning up. I was out for a run and somehow just ended up here.
Danny: You ran here?
Veggie: Actually, I’m running to the moon.
Danny: I think you’ve taken a wrong turn.
Veggie: No, sorry, no. I mean, it’s about 384,000 miles from here to the moon. My aim is to run that many miles by the time I’m 60.

Veggie: I can’t remember the last time I was up at this time.
Danny: Yeah, I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t, to be honest.
Veggie: It’s like when I’m sleeping, there’s this whole world of Lisa’s that I know nothing about.

What I’m saying is we’re all trying our best, you know. Most of our life, we walk around feeling like we don’t fit in. That we’re just letting people down just by being who we are. But all it takes is that one person, you know, to see you. To really see you and decide that they want to be with you no matter what.

Danny: You’re great with Poppy.
Veggie: Yeah.
Danny: You’ve got a steady job, haven’t you, which is great in this economy. You own your own home.
Veggie: Good sense of humor?
Danny: You own your own home. And you’re Veggie, most importantly. You know, there’s only one of those, and he’s standing right here.
Veggie: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Danny, for everything.

Still Up Quotes

Lisa: I saw this ad for some new pills called Snoozers. Extra strength for proper insomniacs. I should see if I can get some while I’m here.
Danny: No, don’t. They don’t knock you out. They just make everything taste like cabbage.

Lisa: So, is that your plan for the next month? Every time he’s outside, you’re just going to crawl around in the dark?
Danny: Yeah, I’m committed now. And, you know, on the bright side, think of all the money I’ll save on lightbulbs.